Digimon World Tour ~ Part I

LADY: There's this strange report coming in off the news wire. It says there are monsters all over the world.
GUY: You mean the ones on public television? My kids can't get enough of those cute, fuzzy things.
LADY: No, real monsters, and big, black towers. Hey, what's that?
GUY: I don't know.
LADY: It's a UFO.
GUY: We better report this to NASA right away.
[In Paris, France. TK and Tai]
TAI: This is our stop, Imperialdramon. TK and I will stay here in Paris to organize the french resistance.
TK: Viva la France!
IMPERIALDRAMON: Good luck, guys.
[In Hong Kong, China. Izzy and Kari]
TENTOMON: You can get great deals here in Hong Kong. No wonder the Chinese wanted in back so bad.
[In Sydney, Australia. Cody and Joe]
CODY: Why do they call this place "Down Under"?
JOE: I don't know. I don't speak Australian.
[In Moscow, Russia. Yolei and Sora]
YOLEI: Great. Everyone else is warm and cozy while we're in the middle of a Moscow blizzard.
[In America. Matt, Davis, and Ken]
DAVIS: Now that's what I'm talking about!
KEN: Nice shot, Imperialdramon! Now let's get to our destination.
MALE SPECTATOR: Oh, great, we finally got a lighthouse.
FEMALE SPECTATOR: Only trouble is, they forgot to put a light in it.
ALL: Oh!
FEMALE SPECTATOR: Oh! Monster!
DAVIS: Miami, here I come!
VEEMON: I'm back to plain old Veemon now.
DAVIS: You're just low on energy. You'll be good as new once we get some food in you.
VEEMON: Great!
DAVIS: But first, we're supposed to hook up with Michael somewhere around here.
MICHAEL: Davis, over here!
DAVIS: Hey, Michael!
MICHAEL: I'm sure hope you guys like to fly. Ken and Matt, you guys take the helicopter to Mexico.
MATT: Gotcha.
MICHAEL: Davis, you and I are taking the Red Eye to New York.
DAVIS: Huh? Hope you can fly this thing.
MICHAEL'S DAD: Piece of cake.
DAVIS: Huh?
VEEMON: What's the matter, Davis?
DAVIS: I feel like I'm watching a movie. This guy was in my favorite movie of all time!
MICHAEL: Hey, I see you guys have met my dad.
DAVIS: Uh, Michael, you never told me your dad was a Hollywood movie star.
MICHAEL: Oh, yeah.
MICHAEL'S DAD: I'm ready for some action!
DAVIS: Ah!
MICHAEL'S DAD: *laughs*
SHOGUNGEKOMON: Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm.
GENERAL: Look at him, scared out of his mind, waiting for us to attack.
AIRDRAMON: Roar!
GENERAL: Hold on, look up in the air! Now there are two of them!
SHOGUNGEKOMON: Ah! Ah! Ah!
SOLDIER: What do you think it is, General?
GENERAL: I think the fat one is asking the flying one for some help.
AIRDRAMON: Roar!
GENERAL: What?
SOLDIER: What's going on there?
GENERAL: I know it sounds crazy, but I think there's a little kid on that monsters shoulder.
SOLDIER: Huh?
GENERAL: They're retreating. Troops, let's move out!
SOLDIER: General, we just received this important dispatch from headquarters. It seems the monsters from all over the country are headed for New York City.
GENERAL: Tell them we're on our way there. If those monsters think the Army is tough, wait'll they get a load of New York.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: It's entirely possible that the land where New York now stands used to be the monsters prehistoric breeding grounds and they are simply following their instincts by returning. In other words, they're like salmon swimming upstream; only these salmon have giant fangs and claws.
MR. TACHIKAWA: No, not again.
MRS. TACHIKAWA: It's not fair. We had such horrible things happen to us four years ago in Odaiba. Now the same thing's happening to us again here in America.
MR. TACHIKAWA: Uh, don't tell me we're moving again. I don't want to change jobs again and I'm sure Mimi doesn't want to change schools, do you Mimi? Huh? What's this? "Dear Mom and Dad. Running away from monsters with you is tons of fun, but I forgot to do something very important. I'll catch up with you later. Love Mimi"? Mimi!
MRS. TACHIKAWA: Come back!
MIMI: Why aren't the others here yet?
PALMON: Look, Mimi.
MICHAEL'S DAD: I see the runway.
MIMI: Over here! Ah!
DAVIS: They're all headed for Central Park. That's cool. They're sending all the digimon our way because they know we're the only ones who can handle the job.
MICHAEL'S DAD: Wow, delicious! Mmmm!
MICHAEL: Dad always gets the munchies whenever he flies. So, Mimi, did you come up with this plan to meet?
MIMI: No, Michael. A dear friend cam up with it.
BENJAMIN: You all made it.
DAVIS: It's Gennai!
BENJAMIN: Sorry to confuse you, my friend, but my name is
Benjamin.
MIMI: That's right. Benjamin's Gennai's friend.
VEEMON: But he looks exactly like him.
BENJAMIN: That's because Gennai and I were once one in the same.
VEEMON: Can you get anymore confusing?
BENJAMIN: Don't worry. I'll explain everything once this is all over with.
DAVIS: Everytime I turn around there's more Gennai's and more DigiDestined. I'm out of the loop. Hey, do you hang out with any other DigiDestined kids, Michael?
MICHAEL: I know the kids who got their digivices at the same time I did, but everyone else I just know through Mimi.
DAVIS: You mean like us? I can't wait to meet the others.
VEEMON: Me too.
MIMI: Well, you won't have long to wait because they're going to be here soon.
DAVIS: I wonder how many of them have heard of me?
PHIL: We're almost at Central Park, guys. No, Cherrymon, that's not an enemy, it's just a Christmas tree!
CHERRYMON: Ah!
FLARERIZAMON: Cherrymon, it's okay.
PHIL: Oh no. We'd better call someone for help.
PALMON & BETAMON: Mmmm. Mmmm
DAVIS: Whose in trouble?
MIMI: A boy named Phil. He sad there's Cherrymon attacking the Christmas tree at Rockerfeller Center.
DAVIS: I nothing sacred? Let's go, Veemon.
VEEMON: Right.
MICHAEL: Davis, wait up!
DAVIS: What?
MICHAEL: Do you know where Rockerfeller Center is?
DAVIS: Of course. Uh, actually I haven't got a clue.
PALMON: That's typical Davis.
MIMI: How about if we all go together?
MICHAEL: Great!
BENJAMIN: Why don't I come along too, just incase you guys need the power Gennai gave me. It's from Azulongmon's power core.
PALMON: Does that mean what I thin it means? That I can digivolve?
BENJAMIN: Yeah.
VEEMON: Veemon, digivolve to...
EXVEEMON: ExVeemon!
PALMON: Palmon, digivolve to...
TOGEMON: Togemon! Togemon, digivolve to...
LILLYMON: Lillymon!
BETAMON: Betamon, digivolve to...
SEADRAMON: Seadramon!
DAVIS: All right, troops. Move out!
POLICE OFFICER 1: No, I'm telling you, the jelly filled is much better than the bear claw.
POLICE OFFICER 2: You're crazy. Custard beats them both hands down.
POLICE OFFICER 1: Forget about it.
BOTH: Huh?
POLICE OFFICER 2: They're not slowing down! Ah!
MR. TACHIKAWA: Mimi!
MRS. TACHIKAWA: Where are you? Where?
FLARERIZAMON: Stop it.
PHIL: where's help when you need it?
LILLYMON: This should do it. Flower Wreath!
CHERRYMON: Ah!
LILLYMON: What happened?
MIMI: It won't work because he's not under the control of a virus.
PHIL: He just doesn't like other trees.
DAVIS: All right, ExVeemon. It's time to put that giant cherry tree on ice!
EXVEEMON: On ice, huh? Hmmm. Don't worry. Leave everything to me. V-Kick! Is that what you meant by putting him on ice, Davis?
DAVIS: Not exactly.
CHERRYMON: Pit Pelter! Hah!
DAVIS: ExVeemon!
MIMI: Lillymon!
MICHAEL: Seadramon!
PHIL: Flarerizamon!
CENTARUMON: Solar Ray!
MARIA: My name's Maria. Did somebody call for help?
DAVIS: Yeah, thanks a lot!
TORTOMON: Strong Carapace!
LOU: My name's Lou, is everyone all right?
MIMI: Yeah, thank you!
FRIGIMON: Sub-zero Ice Punch!
STEVE: Hi, I'm Steve. Nice to meet all of you.
MICHAEL: The pleasure is ours.
DAVIS: Can we please take care of all the introductions later? We're right in the middle of something here!
FLARERIZAMON: Blaze Buster!
SEADRAMON: Ice Blast!
LILLYMON: Flower Cannon!
EXVEEMON: V-Laser!
CHERRYMON: Ah!
DAVIS: Now that's teamwork, DigiDestined style! Yeah! My name's Davis, but I'm sure you already know all about me.
LOU: Actually, I've never heard of you.
LILLYMON: All the digimon present and accounted for!
MRS. TACHIKAWA: Stop! Look up there! I saw that fairy looking thing back in Odaiba. It almost took Mimi from us once before!
MR. TACHIKAWA: Don't let her out of you site! With any luck, she'll lead us to Mimi!
MIMI: All right. We're all here. Now let's get down to business.
BENJAMIN: The rest is up to you now, Davis.
MICHAEL: Just remember, we're all behind you.
DAVIS: Wait 'till I turn around. DigiPort, open!
PHIL: So that's what a DigiPort looks like.
MIMI: All the digimon are being sucked in.
MICHAEL: Good show!
ALL: Yay!
LOU: Davis, thanks for coming all this way to help us.
STEVE: We wouldn't have been to do this without you.
BENJAMIN: I hope you're not letting all this praise go to your head.
DAVIS: Nah!
MIMI: Yeah, right.
MRS. TACHIKAWA: Mimi, there you are!
ALL: Huh?
MR. TACHIKAWA: Mimi!
MIMI: Papa? Mama? Uh!
MRS. TACHIKAWA: You're all right, Mimi! Oh, thank goodness! I was so worried about you! Were you warm enough? Did you have enough to eat?
MR. TACHIKAWA: Where are all the monsters? What happened? Come on, kid, tell me what's going on here.
DAVIS: Uh, well, there's a simple explanation. Uh, anybody got one?
MR. TACHIKAWA: Well, son, I'm waiting.
DAVIS: Uh. (thinking) Come on, Davis, think of something. You're not as dumb like everyone says. Think! (aloud) What monsters?
MR. TACHIKAWA: Huh?
DAVIS: I don't see any monsters around here. *laughs* (thinking) Nice going. When in doubt, deny, deny, deny. Who says I'm so dumb?
[In China]
OLD MAN: This charm should do the trick. Evil spirit be gone!
MOJYAMON: Rrr.
OLD MAN: No need to get snotty!
MAN: Watch out, Grandpa!
Poi ?: Leave this to us!
OLD MAN: To you? What are you boys doing? This is dangerous.
MOJYAMON: Roar!
ALL 3 POI: Syakomon:
ALL 3 SYAKOMON: Syakomon, digivolve to...
OCTOMON 1: Oc...
OCTOMON 2: to...
OCTOMON 3: mon!
OCTOMON 1: Spur...
OCTOMON 2: ting...
OCTOMON 3: Ink!
POI ?: Now finish him off!
MOJYAMON: Roar!
KARI: Please stop! Don't hurt him anymore! He's not evil!
POI ?: Huh?
POI ?: Who are they? Hey, tell me something. How come you guys have digimon too.?
KARI: Izzy, explain to them about being DigiDestined.
IZZY: Well, you're a part of a fraternal society.
MEGAKABUTERIMON: Izzy, how many times do I have to tell you. When explaining things, keep it simple.
IZZY: Oh, yeah. Uh, let me start over. You're digivice carrying titans destined to save the Digital World. Simple?
KARI: *sighs*
IZZY: Still don't get it? Well I could explain it better if I had visual aids to work with, but I left my charts and graphs at home. How am I supposed to function under these primitive conditions!?
JACKIE: Allow me. That digimon you attacked wasn't bad, he's just a long way from home. Scared and confused, just like you would be. We would be honored if you would join our team of kids all over the world who are safely returning these digimon to their homes.
POI ?: And who are you?
IZZY: My name is Izzy Izumi and I came all the way from Japan. And this is my DigiDestined friend, Kari.
KARI: Hi, guys.
IZZY: This is our friend, Jackie. He was sent to help us out in case we got into trouble.
JACKIE: *laughs*
IZZY: And you three are the DigiDestined children of Hong Kong.
POI ?: No we're not. We're the Poi Brothers.
JACKIE: I know this is quite a shock, but believe me, it's all true. We're herding the lost digimon into Crulon Park so we can return them safely to the Digital World. Won't you please join us? What do you say?
POI ?: Huddle up, guys.
POI ?: What do you think?
POI ?: I say we join them, so then afterwards I can ask the Japanese girl out on a date.
POI ?: No fair, I saw her first!
POI ?: She likes me! How can you not tell?
ALL 3: Break!
POI ?: All right, we've decide to work together with Kari, I mean the team.
IZZY: Prodigious!
KARI: Thank you!
ALL 3 POI: Ah!
IZZY: The DigiDestined and the digimon are starting to arrive from all over Asia.
KARI: I don't think Jackie heard you.
JACKIE: And one, and two...
POI ?: It looks like we'll get this over with before dinner.
POI ?: So that means..
POI ?: We'll be able to take Kari out for the best Hong Kong meal she's ever had!
IZZY: Whoa!
KARI: Bad news, Izzy?
IZZY: It's an email from a girl named Mina who lives in India. I'll explain everything later, but right now we've got to get to the China/India border. Excuse me, guys. Could one of you please come with me?
POI 3: Sure I'll do it. What's the problem?
[On the China/India border]
MINA: What should we do, Meramon?
MERAMON: I'm not sure. It seems that they think that we're the enemy.
MINA: If we try to cross the border into China we might start a war.
CHINESE SOLDIER: What now, General?
CHINESE GENERAL: I'm not sure. I've never stopped monsters crossing our border before. Huh?
CHINESE SOLDIER: What is it, sir?
CHINESE GENERAL: More monsters, this time by air.
MINA: Hi, thanks for coming.
KARI: No problem.
ANGEWOMON: Don't worry about a thing, kids. MegaKabuterimon and I will hold off the Chinese army.
MEGAKABUTERIMON: Right. And while we keep them busy, get the others to Hong Kong.
IZZY: Wait, it's not that easy. This situation calls for diplomacy. The last thing we want to do is cause an international incident that results in a war.
POI 3: But what choice do we have?
IZZY: I guess we'll have to explain it to them. I don't want to go through that again. Uh, Kari, you do it.
KARI: Why me?
ANGEWOMON: Oh, I'll do it. It's probably better if a digimon explains it to them anyway. But the problem is, if we approach, they attack.
MEGAKABUTERIMON: That's a problem.
KARI: Hmmm. Hey, I've got a great idea!
CHINESE GENERAL: They're attacking! Looks like one of them has a blow dryer. If it's a fight they want, then they've got it.
OCTOMON: Spurting Ink!
POI 3: Watch your spelling, Octomon. There's going to be a quiz later.
CHINESE GENERAL: Huh? We come in peace? Sergeant, I think we've landed in the middle of a B movie. Only one thing to do. This isn't going to look good on my resume.
CHINESE SOLDIER: No, sir.
CHINESE GENERAL: Let's keep this maneuver out little secret.
KARI: It worked!
IZZY: Great. Now let's explain our situation to them and get to Hong Kong.
POI 3: Right on!
CHINESE SOLDIER: Are you sure it's a good idea to let them cross, general?
CHINESE GENERAL: Yes. We're all part of the same army when it comes to saving the world.
[Back in Hong Kong]
IZZY: All right, everyone, settle down. We're almost ready. Kari, let's get started.
KARI: DigiPort, open!
KIDS: Oh!
KARI: Thanks everyone for all your help.
POI ?: Now that we're finished why don't I show you around town?
MINA: I think the Poi Brothers have a crush on you, Kari.
POI ?: Hey, why are you the one who gets to shake Kari's hand? Hi, there.
POI ?: Oh, you're too young!
ALL: *laugh*
[In Japan]
KID: Hey, come on.
ALL THE KIDS: *laugh*
KID: Hi, mister, I guess you're all alone too. You want to be friends?
MUMMYMON: Hmmm.
NARRATOR: Who is this strange and lonely boy and what does Mummymon have planned for him? Don't miss the next Digimon: Digital Monsters!